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Hello Nurse Amanda!
Posted by Harry Tran on 06.09.10 @ 16:43
We would like to thank this very beautiful individual for volunteering to be our first Hello Nurse. Of course she didn't really volunteer and this is just a random picture I found off the internet. With that said, lets just call this girl Amanda. All of Amanda's responses to my interview questions are fabricated and do not represent what this individual would say in real life.
R: How does it feel to be the first Hello Nurse on harrytran.com?
A: You know what, this is an honor I've dreamed of all my life and I don't understand how other girls have not volunteered for the spot.
R: So what do you do for a living?
A: I am a sports columnist and write articles following teams in Los Angeles.
R: So I take it you are a Lakers fan?
A: Of course; how can you not like a team led by the soon-to-be greatest basketball player of all time?
R: Do you have a boyfriend?
A: I am going to answer this question with a resounding, "no." Why? Because all of these answers are made up and I want to make it seem like I am available so guys who read this article will get excited.
R: So what kind of qualities do you look for in a guy?
A: I don't know. I've never really had a specific "type" of guy, but I dumped my last boyfriend because he never wanted to play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare with me.
R: What is the craziest thing you've done?
A: One time my girlfriends and I were at a fancy restaurant and we pulled the "dine and dash." I haven't been to that restaurant ever since.
R: Do you play any sports?
A: I was a runner in high school but I would probably struggle to run more than three miles nowadays. Nowadays I prefer biking; it's four times less effort and two times more distance.
R: What is your favorite song and what is your least favorite song?
A: I absolutely love Journey! Especially Open Arms. My least favorite song of all time is Boom Boom Pow; not because it is a terrible song, but because that song was played on the radio over and over and over again all summer last year.
R: Alright, thanks for taking the time to answer our questions, is there anything you would like to say to our readers?
A: Thanks for reading everyone! Add me on Facebook!
We would like to thank Amanda for spending her precious time answering our questions. Please don't try to look for her on Facebook because she's not even a real person. Actually she is a real person, but she probably doesn't go by the name Amanda and probably doesn't want you to add her as a friend on facebook.