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Harry's Answers: Week 05
Posted by Harry Tran on 10.12.09 @ 19:23
During the easiest week of the quarter, I was unable to produce a single article for my faithful audience. What was my excuse you ask? I don’t have one, but to the relief of all my fans and worshippers, I have taken a thirty minute break on the eve of a busy week to answer some of the world’s most enticing questions.
Q: What will happen to me if l lie down on the floor?
A: Nothing. You could make it more interesting by lying down in the middle of the street.
Q: What’s wrong with me? I’m sick!
A: Wow, you figured that one out all on your own!
Q: Can kids really speak to their dead relatives?
A: You probably could have figured this one out on your own if you could recall a time in your life when you were um… well, uh… when you were a kid you idiot.
Q: Why do I look terrible when I drink?
A: I have some good news and some bad news. I’ll start with the good news: Drinking impairs your judgment. Bad news: When you’re drunk, people look better.
Q: What is importance of English according to the note taker?
A: Why at grammar is you suck?
Q: How likely am I to be pregnant?
A: This one is too easy… the question, not the girl. Hoho! See what I did there? (2x).
Behold! All those who have asked questions have found answers. Unfortunately, I must brace myself for another week of exams. Any comments praising this article are highly encouraged and appreciated.
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