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Harry's Answers: Week 04
Posted by Harry Tran on 09.28.09 @ 03:11
It is currently 2am and I am taking a study break. Realizing that I have not blessed you all with my writings this week, I decided to answer a couple more questions in a quest to reveal all truths and to enlighten the world. Behold, what lies before you are answers to six of the world’s greatest mysteries.
Q: Can you explain what is holding up full excavation of the Emperor Qin Shihuang’s tomb?
A: Have you seen the Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor? I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to be around when I wake up a CGI-enhanced Jet Li.
Q: Do all insects have a brain?
A: Yes and their brains are almost as big as yours.
Q: Can anyone help me upgrade my discharge?
A: That is disgusting; just plain disgusting.
Q: Why did Alice fall down the rabbit hole?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: They say you are what you eat, so if I eat fast food every day will I become fast?
A: As a matter of fact, you will. And if you eat Lucky Charms you’ll turn into a creepy gnome-pirate who feeds kids marshmallow cereal.
Q: How do you site people in a paper?
A: I don’t thinking learning how to cite is your first concern.
I had to add that sixth question in there since it has become somewhat of a tradition to answer a question where an individual is trying to write a paper. Unfortunately, your vessel of unlimited knowledge must return to his studies, but any comments are highly appreciated.
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