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Harry's Answers: Week 03
Posted by Harry Tran on 09.20.09 @ 15:55
Welcome to this week’s edition of Harry’s Answers. Rather than ripping questions off other sites and answering them with sarcasm, I decided to change it up a little bit this time. This week I’m going to rip questions off other sites and answer them to the best of my abilities, just kidding. Here we go:
Q: How do I make a pamphlet on endangered species?
A: First you take a rifle. Then you shoot the animal. Process its skin and bones into paper and write what you want on it. Oh, a pamphlet ON endangered species not WITH endangered species? My bad.
Q: How can you get rid of the smell of dog urine?
A: Drop your pants and fire-hose your house with your own urine. Show your dog that this is your territory. From a chemical engineer’s standpoint, the two smells should neutralize each other (I’m not a chemical engineer nor do I claim to be one).
Q: Do you look at the keyboard when you type?
A: Do you look at your butt when you’re taking a dump?
Q: Is it racist to be scared of black women?
A: No, it is a psychological condition called: Nomeansyes.
Q: I’m writing a paper for English?
A: And you’re going to fail.
Now that I’ve taken a good ten minutes out of my life to answer the questions to the problems of the world today, I would be grateful if you would take ten seconds out of your life to leave gracious comments. Please don’t hold back on the praises, it boosts my ego.
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