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Harry's Answers: Week 02
Posted by Harry Tran on 08.30.09 @ 15:03
It has been a while since the last (and only) edition of Harry’s Answers. By the way, if you are confused by which name to call me, then my mission has been accomplished. Anyway, this week’s questions, once again, were shamelessly ripped off of other people’s websites. The only difference is: instead of getting the real answers, you get my answers (which are superior).
Q: What can I do to improve how I look?
A: You can’t do anything. If you weren’t born a super model, you are never going to be one. It’s okay, even if you are ugly as hell, your mother probably still loves you.
Q: Are smarter than a fifth grader who knows a lot about geology, see if you can answer these questions?
A: Judging from the way this was typed, the real question is, “Are YOU smarter than a fifth grader?”
Q: Could someone tell me a movie that has all types of characters?
A: See any movie where Eddie Murphy plays himself and ten other characters.
Q: How do I work things out with my dad?
A: You might find this information very helpful.
Q: What tool would I use to straighten my bike wheel?
A: I’m going to try to be helpful to at least one person, so here is my answer: a spoke wrench. That’s right. You use a spoke wrench to true your wheels on a bicycle. I am all-knowing.
I hope you guys enjoyed my extremely serious responses to your questions. If you were ever on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and there was a life line where you can check a website, this is the place to go.
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