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Bowling Rivalry
Posted by Harry Tran on 08.19.09 @ 17:20
The clouds cowered in fear and the sun was smiling as Harold was finishing his latest invention: a wheelchair that could travel faster than a speeding bullet. Using his limited technology and lowly engineering skills, Harold had given birth to the transportation method of the future.
Without hesitation, Harold jumped into the wheelchair and started rolling his way toward his homeland, Wichita. Upon his arrival, Harold was greeted by his old friend Scott who invited him to an invigorating round of bowling.
After getting repeatedly destroyed by his friend in bowling, the two sat down for a lunch to catch up one what has been happening in their lives. Scott was telling Harold about how he pioneered a new mechanism for increasing the biocompatibility of drug eluting stents when all of a sudden...
Oh no, it looks like Team HATE has discovered Harold’s presence in Wichita and are planning to ruin his fun once again.
“Why didn’t you tell us you were in town Harold?” asked Laura.
“Yeah! We love hanging out with you!” exclaimed Lauren.
“That’s the whole truth and nothing but the truth,” Hannah said.
“They don’t seem that bad, Roldy,” said Scott.
“Noooo, don’t let them fool you. All they want to do is ruin my day!” Harold argued. 
Team HATE promptly left the bowling alley to scheme of ways to make Harold’s day the worst day ever. Harold and Scott finished their lunch and agreed to meet later that evening for a bowling rematch.
Before meeting Scott again, Harold went to the local cafe to get some an iced coffee. A cold cup of coffee would be so good right now considering how hot it is outside. Harold stepped up to the counter and ordered a large vanilla iced coffee.
Harold paid Torey and drank the coffee as fast as he good. Wow, now that was a refreshing beverage! Wait a minute...
Looks like Torey sabotaged Harold’s coffee with Ipecac. It appears as if Harold can’t seem to get a decent cup of coffee nowadays.
The sun was going down which mean it was about time to meet up with Scott at the bowling alley again. The two were ready to engage in some epic bowling when Team HATE showed up again.
Harold strapped on his bowling shoes not knowing that the perilous team of evil had put super glue in his shoes and also glued his shoes to the ground.
After being knocked unconscious by Lauren’s baseball bat, Harold woke up to the sound of the owner turning off the lights and closing up the bowling alley. Since Harold was still glued to the ground, he could not return home without friends, money or his driver’s license.
Disclaimer: The fact that Harold’s friend Scott disappeared in his time of need is certainly not a plot hole and is completely irrelevant. Watermark Cafe is not the only place in Wichita to get iced coffee. In fact, the most delicious iced coffee in Wichita is located at McDonald’s. Although Rogue Agent Torey is depicted as being taller than Harold in the fifth and sixth drawings, she is actually about three inches shorter in real life.
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