The Best Part of Waking Up

Posted by Harry Tran on 08.19.09 @ 17:19

The greatest invention in the history of mankind had almost been completed. Using his limited knowledge and technology, Harold was on the verge of creating a coffee maker that brews magical teleportation coffee.

Harold did not have the opportunity to work out all of the bugs and appeared in Wichita with a flash of smoke that would not go unnoticed...

Harold did not think anyone would care that he was back in town so he ventured to the library to catch up on some reading. Using their highly sophisticated intelligence satellites and connections with the Wichita Public Library, Team HATE discovered Harold’s destination and closed down the library.

There was only one other place in the city to go read: Watermark Books & Cafe. Harold decided to walk over there to find a book to read. Unbeknownst to him, Team HATE had devised an evil scheme to ruin Harold’s day once again.

Looks like Team HATE, knowing Harold’s least favorite song, ordered the cafe to play Boom Boom Pow on repeat. Disgusted with the cafe’s choice in music, Harold stormed out of the venue. Being in a cafe, however, made Harold extremely thirsty. Lucky for him, he found a coffee stand that advertised coffee that would take him back to Chicago. Talk about good luck! Harold is about to kill two birds with one stone.

With great excitement, Harold drank the coffee until he could not drink any more. But what’s this? He was getting drowsy! Coffee was supposed to help you wake up not put you to sleep! Team HATE must have drugged the coffee.

Harold woke up completely confused and had no idea what was going on. The only thing he knew was that he didn’t want to drink any more coffee. This was unfortunate because his only way back to Chicago was via his magical coffee. Harold was not willing to take the risk of being drugged again and began to walk back home without friends, money or his driver’s license...

Disclaimer: The distance from Wichita to St. Louis and Chicago were estimated. Actually, they were completely fabricated and hopefully close enough to the truth. Harold does not condone the practice of drugging the drinks of other individuals.


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