Harold's First Adventure

Posted by Harry Tran on 08.19.09 @ 17:17

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Hannah who lived in Wichita. This is what she looked like:

She had a friend named Harold who lived in Chicago. This guy was so good looking there would always be a parade of women following him. Here’s what he looked like:

So one day, Harold invented a teleportation device and traveled back to Wichita to hang out with his friend Hannah but she was too busy with her other friends. It was a sad day for Harold.

After being so lonely, Harold decided to take a nap:

Later in the afternoon, Hannah and Lauren saw this man taking a nap and thought it would be funny to mug him. Unfortunately, they did not recognize that it was their friend Harold.

After taking Harold’s wallet and driver’s license, they thought it would be humorous to take pictures with it and post them on the internet to show off to everyone how cool were.

So lost and without direction, Harry went to Laura for help because Laura would always be the one who believed him in times of trouble. Well, sometimes…

Harry’s greatest fear was true: Laura really never liked Harry at all and simply gave him the cold shoulder. Suddenly Harry got an idea and tried to find assistance from an old friend:

Four years of friendship meant nothing to his old comrade and Harold was once again left without friends. He pulled out his teleportation device and returned to Chicago without friends, money or a driver’s license.

THE [SAD] END :'(


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