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What is "Hello Nurse?"
Why is this section called what it is? You would not be asking that question if you were old enough to remember Animaniacs. Now that you know what a Hello Nurse is, you are curious about becoming one? Well I thought you'd never ask! Contact me on Facebook and I will provide instructions. There will be a better way to do this sometime in the future, but this is how we're going to do it for now. An eligible Hello Nurse meets the following requirements:
1) You must be at least 18 years of age. Seriously, no one needs to go to prison for this (especially me).
2) You must have a Facebook account so I can verify that even if you are a fake person, the person pretending to be the fake person is at least trying hard to be a real person. And if you are indeed a fake person, at least be an extremely attractive fake person; this section does cater the male gender after all.
3) You must be a female because the phrase "Hello Nurse" is used mainly by Yakko and Wakko (males) on female nurses; though Dot occasionally does use the aforementioned catchphrase.
Though this may seem like a silly scheme to get more visitors to my site (which it is), girls should know that it is a great honor to be a Hello Nurse. Maybe, one day, we will offer you free t-shirts for volunteering. And as you girls know, "maybe," in girl language really means no.
Now for your viewing and reading pleasure, I present to you Hello Nurses of the past!
1) You must be at least 18 years of age. Seriously, no one needs to go to prison for this (especially me).
2) You must have a Facebook account so I can verify that even if you are a fake person, the person pretending to be the fake person is at least trying hard to be a real person. And if you are indeed a fake person, at least be an extremely attractive fake person; this section does cater the male gender after all.
3) You must be a female because the phrase "Hello Nurse" is used mainly by Yakko and Wakko (males) on female nurses; though Dot occasionally does use the aforementioned catchphrase.
Though this may seem like a silly scheme to get more visitors to my site (which it is), girls should know that it is a great honor to be a Hello Nurse. Maybe, one day, we will offer you free t-shirts for volunteering. And as you girls know, "maybe," in girl language really means no.
Now for your viewing and reading pleasure, I present to you Hello Nurses of the past!